The Wednesday Sellout

Green Bay Packers sell “Green Boy” Packers stock

      

If you’ve ever visited Wisconsin, this story shouldn’t surprise you. There aren’t a lot of smart people in that state.

But to incorrectly spell the name of your beloved football team, that’s a new level of stupidity.

That’s allegedly what happened on one of the completely bullshit legitimate Green Bay Packers stock certificates.

Arvind, who is some guy from Winnipeg, alleges his shareholder certificate (which he stupidly paid $250 for) reads “Green Boy Packers.” 

While it’s completely possible this is a hoax, it wouldn’t be a surprise if this happened (noting the Wisconsin intelligence factor I mentioned above).

The Packers can’t seem to get much right off the field. They also dissatisfied the masses of Packer idiots loyalists by not delivering many of the stock certificates in time for Christmas, which they had promised.

When you’re stupid, you have no excuses. Vince Lombardi said that.

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