February 2012
8 posts
Rush Limbaugh picks his nose at the Super Bowl
Right-wing nutjob enthusaist Rush Limbaugh was caught picking his nose on national TV during Super Bowl XLVI.
Limbaugh was sitting in Patriots’ owner Robert Kraft’s private suite when the gold mining occurred.
No word on where the booger ended up. My guess is under his chair.
Apparently, Steven Tyler wasn’t impressed by Limbaugh’s booger picking prowess.
WatchTom Brady’s supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen rips New England’s receivers after the Patriots’ 21-17 loss to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI.
WatchThink you’ve seen it all? Flavor Flav hugs Tom Coughlin after Super Bowl XLVI. Yeahhhhh boy!
2012 Presidential Ballot
The 2012 Presidential ballot according to CNN and MSNBC.
Mitt Romney Glitterbombed in Minnesota
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney was glitterbombed Wednesday during a campaign stop in Eagan, Minnesota.
Notorious glitterbomber Nick Espinosa (@CGohome) boasted about the attack on his Twitter page:
I just glitterbombed Mitt Romney and yelled “feel the rainbow, the 1% pays for hate, you’re not welcome in our state! #occupymn #glitterati
Espinosa has...
January 2012
32 posts
WatchBlake Griffin puts Kendrick Perkins on a poster.
Skip Schumaker's baseball card overtaken by rally...
Skip Schumaker’s 2012 Topps card may be the best baseball card since Billy Ripken’s “Fuck Face” card from 1989.
Schumaker’s card features part of his right leg and the “Rally squirrel.”
The squirrel crossed Schumaker’s path during Game 4 of the NLDS. The squirrel became known as the “Rally squirrel” during the Cardinals...
WatchBrandon Marshall makes the play of the game at the NFL Pro Bowl.
WatchIowa State fans rush the crowd after the Cyclones knock off the fifth-ranked Kansas Jayhawks.
Actor Rob Lowe Claims Peyton Manning Will Retire
Actor and Colts fan Rob Lowe has started a firestorm on Twitter, saying Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning was going to retire today.
Here is Lowe’s first tweet around noon on the West Coast:
@RobLowe — Hearing my fave, #18 Peyton Manning will not return to #NFL. Wow. #Colts
He followed that up with this tweet to NFL Network’s Rich Eisen:
@richeisen My people are saying Manning...
Minnie Mouse Passed Out in Las Vegas
When Minnie’s away, this mouse will play. This is a very real photo of Minnie Mouse passed out on the Las Vegas strip.
(h/t @DouglasGilmer)
Report: Dez Bryant Detained After Altercation at...
Dallas radio host Ben Rogers is reporting Cowboys WR Dez Bryant has been detained after an altercation at a Miami club. The story is developing, look for more details as they become available.
WatchMeg Ryan and John Cougar Mellencamp were spotted together at the Indiana University basketball game against the Minnesota Gophers Thursday night.
Mellencamp is a big Hoosiers supporter and has a sports pavilion named after him on the Bloomington, Indiana campus.
WatchHow big is Mitt Romney’s penis? Some pervert in New Hampshire Inquiring minds want to know.
Green Bay Packers sell "Green Boy" Packers stock
If you’ve ever visited Wisconsin, this story shouldn’t surprise you. There aren’t a lot of smart people in that state.
But to incorrectly spell the name of your beloved football team, that’s a new level of stupidity.
That’s allegedly what happened on one of the completely bullshit legitimate Green Bay Packers stock certificates.
Arvind, who is some guy from...
Jon Huntsman's Daughters
Let’s make this clear right away, I don’t care about your political affiliation. But if you’re a true American, you’ll vote for Jon Huntsman.
Why? Because his daughters are extremely attractive.
We need to see Mary Anne, Liddy and Abby Huntsman more often and if their father is elected President, our wish will come true.
And you know...
WatchThe Minnesota Timberwolves haven’t been relevant since Kevin Garnett left.
But there’s something happening in Minnesota that should grab your attention. His name is Ricky Rubio.
Rubio has made the Wolves watchable again and soon he’ll be a household name. Bank on it.
Son of Green Bay Packers coach Joe Philbin...
The son of Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Joe Philbin is missing.
Police say 21-year-old Michael Philbin of Ripon, Wisconsin hasn’t been seen or heard from since early Sunday morning. Philbin had been visiting friends in Oshkosh, Wisconsin the night before and was reported missing on Sunday evening.
There’s a fear that Michael may have drown in...
Sydney Spies' sexy yearbook photos
With a name like Sydney Spies, you know she’s hot.
The 18-year-old from Durango, Colorado struck a provocative pose for her senior picture and now its landed her in the headlines.
The attractive blonde’s racy photo was nixed by the yearbook editors at her school and they won’t allow it in the yearbook.
Spies calls the photo of her in a small black shawl and short...
Aaron Rodgers joins a fraternity
Green Bay Packers quarterbacks Aaron Rodgers and Graham Harrell spent their playoff bye week doing what most pro athletes do in their down time, they trolled the local college campus for chicks.
Actually, the dynamic duo joined the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity at St. Norbert College in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Why? Both Rodgers and Harrell were affiliated with the frat back in...
Ben Roethlisberger gets a free bowl of soup with...
It turns out losing to the Denver Broncos wasn’t the worst thing that happened to Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger on Sunday. It was showing up for his post-game news conference wearing a silly-ass hat.
WatchThe art of the spiral, by Tim Tebow.
WatchAaron Rodgers’ new State Farm commercial. This time he gets some help from teammate BJ Raji.
Arian Foster's Texan-style haircut
Houston Texans running back Arian Foster got a fresh new haircut for the 2012 NFL Playoffs.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested again...
Mama always told me, never trust a guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
This smart, handsome, successful guy faces weapon and drug charges after he was busted for drinking and doing drugs at a park in Madison, Wisconsin.
Police said Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (common spelling), 30, of Madison, is a serious criminal — despite his fucked up name.
Police say Zopittybop-Bop-Bop violated his...
Ragin' Cajuns win with 6 players
Count the number of guys in red on the floor during the final possession of the Western Kentucky University/University of Louisiana-Lafayette game on Thursday night.
Your eyes are not deceiving you, the Ragin’ Cajuns had six players on the court for the last play of the game.
ULL’s Elfrid Payton was able to score with 3.6 seconds left to give the Ragin’ Cajuns the 72-70 lead....
WatchESPN’s Holly Rowe throws an elbow to get the first interview with Sugar Bowl winning coach, Michigan’s Brady Hoke.
December 2011
1 post
WatchJerome Simpson gets high (But we already knew that).
November 2011
3 posts
Tampa Bay TV Station Apologizes for Showing...
A Tampa television station is apologizing after it showed a naked Tampa Bay Buccaneer player on the air.
WTVT, the FOX affiliate in Tampa, was interviewing Bucs OL Donald Penn after their Week 12 loss to the Titans.
While that interview was happening, another Bucs player was undressing in the background. You can’t see the player’s face, but home viewers were able to catch a...
Rex Ryan to Patriots Fan: "Shut the Fuck Up"
If you watch New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan on the sidelines during a game, you notice one thing very quickly, the guy likes to swear (a lot). I’m not a lip reader, but he drops the F-bomb more times than Eddie Murphy and NWA combined. According to Mike Freeman from CBSSports.com, the NFL is looking into an incident in which Ryan told a New England fan to...
Bill Belichick to NY Jets Defense: Suck My Dick!
New England Patriots head coach Bill Belihick is about as boring as its comes when addressing the media. But when the media isn’t around (at least he didn’t think they were), he’s quite animated apparently.
According to the New York Post, As Belichick left the MetLife Stadium field Sunday night after his Patriots beat the New York Jets 37-16, he put his arm around his son,...
October 2011
1 post
New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski Apologizes For...
New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski apologized Wednesday for pictures of him posing shirtless with pornstar Bibi Jones. In the photos, Jones is wearing Gronkowski No. 87 New England jersey. The pictures were posted on Jones’ Twitter page.
“I didn’t intend anything to hurt the reputation of anyone on the New England Patriots or on behalf of Robert Kraft,” said...